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LoginBackground 2 by talofaman
LoginBackground 2
Logon background selector. Click the X to close and the Lock to open. Right click the page text to access the settings button to setup your computer or change the background color of the app. Click the page arrows to cycle through the configured pages.

I got a lot of the images from here so thank the people here for them, sorry if I used any of anyone's that they didn't want me to.
First, I'm sorry but some of these are a bad. I've heard most of these from associates to either customers or other associates (most of which were to customers)

1. Note to self, when eating a doughnut, do not sneeze
2. You know you love someone if you are willing to allow them to barf all over you.
3. I never really understood how there could be things that would drive you insane just because you knew them until I ran into Windows.
4. You know <name>, going to the bathroom just now was a blinding flash of inspiration.
5. When I drank it, it burned from end to end.
6. I need a banana for my monkey.
7. We're the little boys running around putting our little fingers in the dike... the holes.
8. "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
9. Disregard these, we have a maniac who works here
10. You don't have to be crazy to work here,... We'll train you.
11. I'm getting to the age where I need to gum my women and my meat
12. Oh I'd give her a ride
13. He probably thinks a Tardis is a handicapped person too...
14. That's where you want to say "Your a special kind of stupid aren't you"
15. I'm not responsible for your decisions that enable my bad behavior.
16. There were naked people all over the screen. I guess if my girlfriend looked like my customer I'd use the internet too.
17. Why do they get a holiday, did an animal die?
18. The way I see it, my balls are in his court.
19. You mount <computer>, <computer> doesn't mount you.
20. You never realize how good it feels to pee normally till you have explosive diarrhea for a week.
21. Oh crap, hold on, I'm getting vibrated.
22. life is tough, it's even tougher when you're stupid. I have to say this is a self inflicted wound.
23. You are only sorry if you're on your honey moon and you can not consummate your marriage.


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Tech guy that likes to script

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kuzy62 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! :-)
Euderion Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a million for the Dev-Watch! deviantART
Very glad you like my artworks!!
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TuberculosisGeorge Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the favourite!
Dr-Pen Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks again for the favorites!
Dr-Pen Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for adding… to your favorites!
Softyrider62 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015   Digital Artist
Thank's for watching!
Dr-Pen Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
Eightshot Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch.
talofaman Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015
No problem. Check out some of my Rainmeter skins. I've been scripting them for a while and finally figured to start sharing them. If there's anything you want or think you could use, let me know and I'll see what I can do.
Eightshot Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Awsome, will do :)
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