First, I'm sorry but some of these are a bad. I've heard most of these from associates to either customers or other associates (most of which were to customers)
1. Note to self, when eating a doughnut, do not sneeze
2. You know you love someone if you are willing to allow them to barf all over you.
3. I never really understood how there could be things that would drive you insane just because you knew them until I ran into Windows.
4. You know <name>, going to the bathroom just now was a blinding flash of inspiration.
5. When I drank it, it burned from end to end.
6. I need a banana for my monkey.
7. We're the little boys running